Blogging?

I hate bloggers, and not in that "HARHAR I HATE BLOGGERS TOO HARHAR" way. I really dislike people who talk about their lives throughout the day. I guess that's me now... So do I hate myself? Well, that is an ironic question because I hate people who hate themselves. Imagine that... A hypocrite. YIKES!

So what am I supposed to do? Complain? (check) Maybe I could say what I did today.

What I did today:
Woke up
Back to sleep
Woke up
Shower
Got cold
Got warm
Told my mother she would make a horrible alarm clock
Regretted it instantly
School
WORKWORKWORKWORKWORK
Missed my ride

Who cares? A list of all the things I did today, how clever! YOU SURE CLEVER JAMIE! THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE! -

woah.. stop.. look back at "YOU SURE CLEVER JAMIE!". Wow.. I guess I could correct that.. but I'm supposed to talk about everything... What a typo. Just look at it in it's endlessly incorrect glory. A sentence fragment born to be wrong, and deleted. But not you my friend. You are part of my family now!

So... as I was saying.

-That's exactly what I'm talking about, people like me who talk endlessly about their lives. And I guess you clicked on it, so it's your fault. But trust me, cynical reader, I hate people like me too.

Now...

To non cynical people.

Stop reading.


I'm done...